*@TheCzarCastIchbasTurd:disqus chuckles after preemptively replacing comment cup with @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus 's Little Mermaid coffee mug*

Um, @avclub-eea4aec80a343badf2cb4f3aea3f9bf0:disqus, you were looking in the wrong section. 

Um, @avclub-eea4aec80a343badf2cb4f3aea3f9bf0:disqus, you were looking in the wrong section. 

Actually, AV Club was scared of the locust in your crotchal area.

Actually, AV Club was scared of the locust in your crotchal area.

When you can recognize the difference between ham and bacon.

When you can recognize the difference between ham and bacon.

This is the 2nd article about POS in the last four days.

This is the 2nd article about POS in the last four days.

I believe you are looking for Sol Ironman's Cleaners.

I believe you are looking for Sol Ironman's Cleaners.

You Ion Man numma wan!

You Ion Man numma wan!

It would be worse with a pickup.

It would be worse with a pickup.

Careful, or you'll bust a nut.

Careful, or you'll bust a nut.

must not…(urgh)…make…suggestive…(urgh)…comments about…guitars.

must not…(urgh)…make…suggestive…(urgh)…comments about…guitars.

Kelsey Grammer played Nemo.  Phil Hartman had the Kirk Douglas part.