Well, sadly he was the asshole BUT I also only met him for like, a little over an hour. If everyone judged me by how I acted in one hour’s interaction with me, a lot of people would think I am a prick as well.

The only celebrities I have ever met are Vince Vaughn and Tom Cruise. One of them was a total asshole who made us all uncomfortable and the other one couldn’t have been more gracious and friendly.

When I die my obit is going to read "If that Hansel kid from the Fault in Our Stars is still alive, let's make that not true anymore."

This kid looks like a protagonist from a John Green book; punchable.

If you are Benedict Cumberbatch, (who is mos def not an Alien from Space, btw. Seriously. Not. An. Alien. Why do you think that? You're weird!) then yes.

You have my Floridian sympathies, fam.

Quick survey: How do you guys usually spell Kailyn in your neck of the woods? This woman’s name seems to take an unnecessary number of letters to spell it out...

The weird thing is, it didn't even seem like he was hiding his love of child porn and underage girls very well. I mean, dude literally went around telling people he thought teenage girls were hot. I can't believe that no one thought there was anything off about him...at the very least.

I laughed, but then again I am a truly scummy piece of trash. I wish he was getting more time for his crime, though.