Drop that thing once and I assume it’s done for. Neat, but eh.

It doesn’t matter how much money she has cuz she isn’t gonna like it when they come after her and her son for child support payments.

Stop giving this asshat attention.

I’m not sure whether this is poetry we need, but I’m sure it’s the only poetry Lauren Boebert deserves.

*chef’s kiss*

She really is the Sarah Palin of Colorado.

And so the line continues, like dog shit dragged behind a renegade Roomba.

Imagine flexing about your higher teenage pregnancy rates.

Out of wedlock? My, my, how lackadaisical the party of family values has become.

I'm a Sharks fan. Hold my beer... 

I think it looked a lot better in its original form.

Too bad it’s not a stick.

Nice Job, Friend of Friends!

The irony of MTG calling someone else “insane”.  

Is this the same woman who claimed she was swatted cuz police went to her place and knocked on her door to see if things are okay.  Oh it is! yeah she making shit up.

Yeah I hate it when places have floor to ceiling mirrors too, it’s so embarrassing when you run into them but the trick is to quietly move on.

whoa whoa whoa — let’s not bring Maggianos into this

LOL - this totally didn’t happen. And if it did, she was probably yelling at herself, a-la Ed Norton in Fight Club.

Yeah, I think we can make that call.

Notice how the “tamed pussy” poses are all the same possessive, “THIS IS MY MANNNN” with hand on chest or otherwise on the front of his body. Usually she’s on his left, so she can angle her hand with an obscenely large engagement ring toward the camera. 🙄