"Four days til Halloween. So five days til I'm feeling dandy and pooping candy!"

"Who likes U-turns?! Everybody like U-turns?!"

"What do you expect us to do? Work?"

"That's dumb."
"You're dumb."
"Your face is dumb."
"My face is not dumb…beat the bear!"

"We're a bunch of sorry sons of bitches!"

"I need to sit down."

"How about this? I’ll tell em’ you died?"

I guess you could say Tina was…Horsin' Around!

"Gallop gallop gallop gallop gallop gallop gallop gallop gallop!"

“Look at him, he needs this. Taking it away from him would be like…taking a toy from a…giant, stupid baby.”

“Did you say pee-plant?”

“Tina-bean-a, time to get ready for school.”

"Please tell me he told you we have to stab somebody."
"He did."
"YES! Let's get stabby, flabby!"
"Ow."

“Time to move on to phase two of the plan. Show me your taping faces.”
“Eeeeeehhhhhh.”
“Gene, too big. Tina?"
“……..”
“Perfect.”

"Oh, hey Marshmalllow."

"Yeah…I didn't notice until she was bald and sweaty, but Nurse Liz is kinda insane."

"I know, Gene."

"Ugh, mom, we get it. The couch is just a thing. And when things get old, you get rid of 'em. Like libraries."

"If you don't sue, shame on you."

“See you next summer”