He is not even the smartest one in the room when he is taking a shit.

Trump worked the gray areas of democracy to his advantage. Many norms that were previously followed out of good faith, respect and decency were eroded.

He also made this terrifying statement: “We’re going to hold the press accountable.” That’s the direct opposite of how things work in a free nation, asshole.

Is he that shitbag who keeps screaming and crying that misogynists who aren’t invited to campuses are “oppressing freedom of speech”? These shitbags are beyond nasty. They argue that this is the ultimate “liberal” value while they are simply sexist Atheists who worship Richard Dawkins and love seeing women being…

“If you look across the grill, what you’ll see is that, due to the increasing concentration of the charcoal, over 99% of the available heat is being absorbed by just 1% of the meat...”

Perry began to state once again that he isn’t willing to say how much of the planet’s warming is man made, but Sanders cut him off, explaining that the majority of scientists agree global warming is caused by the use of fossil fuels and that we must immediately begin using renewable resources to survive. He asked…

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

My hope/guess will be that it does for her what OJ did for Marcia Clark - turns her from someone used as a punchline to someone given a chance to re-take control of their own narrative and experience publicly, if she wants, or at least be quietly vindicated in her armchair, if she doesn’t.

The OJ version vindicated Marcia Clark since she was treated horribly by the media during that trial.

Casting my vote for Abbi Jacobson as Monica. There’s a physical resemblance and I bet she could act the hell out of a dramatic role. Hillary: Sarah Paulson, natch. As for Bill my first thought is Darrell Hammond but any number of white male actors will do.

The recent true crime trend started off well enough with series that might actually result in justice being done, then it degenerated into retreads of crimes that will likely never be solved and only cause more pain to those involved when they’re brought up.

Yeah, plus I read MLK3's summary of the meeting as employing a bit of shade here, like “the guy just said the same thing over and over for 30 minutes and didn’t listen to a word I said.”

That’s a Malcom X quote :)

Plus he lost the election by 2.9 million votes.

Also — Trump 100 percent is NOT a legitimate president. I don’t even understand the debate. Everyone should be treating him this way and saying this. He was appointed by Putin and a cabal of asshole FBI agents. Plus he lost the election by 2.9 million votes.

I’m confused how this even happens. My professors put the fear of god in us in undergrad and it was automatic expulsion. Professors are ultimate experts. Even if you changed the words enough to get it past search results or even if they didn’t do that in 2000, I just don’t get how you wouldn’t get caught at a PhD…

I love the “at your peril” part. Does Kelleyann Cornflake think that Melania can squint people to death or something?

She WILL find Moose and Squirrel! 

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What is it with Trump’s circle and straw wigs, men and women alike?