Doug, people don’t hate the Hummer. The H1 represents so much to Americans, to dreamers, to anyone who had a good and imaginative childhood.

No, you’re beautiful.

I own a BMW, use my turn signals, and only take up one space in a parking lot. Am I rare?

Yes.

OMG you have the solution!

So your saying everybody in Cali should wash their cars?

Pretty sure this thing could have single handedly won WWII.

Very cool. 2 thoughts: 1.Fascinating to watch his haptic memory. 2. Makes me grateful for the internet where a generous man I’ll never meet in a place I’ve never been brings me along in something I’ve always wanted to do.

Why yes, I would absolutely GAH WHY you should have stopped after the pudding :(

While the BBC had previously said they were merely postponing the last three unaired episodes of the season, the BBC News reports that the network is now expected to scrap them entirely rather than air them at a later date.

Conservative, overweight and prone to violence? He's so much more American than Hammond. Punching a guy over a late meal just seals it.

[james may voice] CLARKSON!

Cheap car challenge featuring Clarkson, DeMuro and Tavarish? I'd definitely watch that.

Uhh... did I mention the free lunches? The free lunches are great.

Yes. You can buy it. It looks like this:

This week on Jalopnik Nights - PG has to go back in the Virginia prison system to get in contact with MLB outfielder Jayson "GT3" Werth. Werth holds the key to busting a chop shop ring, and Orlove's bug is next on the hit list. Will PG get the info before time runs out? Will Orlove put the bug on its roof before…

I'd get a matching Abarth 500 in black and then I'd get my husband to chase me with it, with me in the Challenger, because ye gods, imagine the noise that glorious pair would make. Then we'd swap car the next day, because I'm fair about things like that.

Somebody pinch me! Please, please let this be true! I can hardly contain my excitement with this news.