Well, I shouldn't have been speeding. And I should have been Bernie Ecclestone.

My dad is the man.

That's like saying, "why buy a Zamboni when I can but a Cessna?"

Why would I pay 55k for a hyped up Volt when I can get a Shelby GT500?

My reaction living in Miami while he hit that asteroid:

Him and Jose. Any other team finds a way to built around those 2, but no us Marlins know in the back of our minds that they're gonna leave. Somehow the universe still rewards Jeffrey Loria with Stanton after trading Miguel Cabrera for a pack of Big League Chew, and a kid who's persona fits Miami like a glove. Damn I…

Yea it's going to suck. I wish I could be optimistic and hold out hope that he stays but it's not going to happen. Between the kind of contracts teams are giving out these days and Loria being the awful sub-human cheap piece of shit that he is, there's just no chance.

God I'm gonna hate seeing him leave more than LeBron

In other, completely un-releated news, Ferrari has completely decided not to come back to Le Mans.

Or a turned over Baja Bug...

Oh boy.

"Nintendo was confused"

I don't even drink coffee, but I just got my wife the Nespresso Virtuoline for her birthday and she's obsessed. It's crazy easy to use and she's not more addicted to coffee than she was. It's also extremely nice b/c you can make coffee or espresso from the same machine. You just have to select which pod you want to…

Because coffee wasn't meant to be dripped. it was meant to be extracted through high pressure. The espresso pot uses high-pressure steam to brew your coffee, to extracts all those hidden coffee flavors.

Seriously? No one got this in three and a half hours?

I'd like to think this'll work, but you'll have to show me first.

If the Braves were really trying to put that fire out, they would have just let Dan Uggla and B.J. Upton take some swings at it.

SOME PEOPLE CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE CAPS LOCK PROPERLY.