thecreelmanwheelman
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thecreelmanwheelman

One day, somebody will stop and say, "Hey guys, let's get on a couple of buses and go fuck up the other team's campus instead!"

Screw all these pitches - I want Double Fine to do an Adventure Time game with the same level of love they put into Psychonauts!

Some say... that his voice can only be heard by cats. And... that he has two sets of knees.

Dear strong bad ....

This explains why Bob Costas picked Daft Punk to medal.

You ever get the idea that Patrick Stewart, movie star and Shakespearean actor, woke up one day not long ago and said, "Fuck it. I'm gonna party. Tell my agent - I'll do anything."

You're doing it wrong.

Jus' stir fryin' some lumber.

DAT BACKFLIP

I prefer this gif:

Reminds me of the time I ripped a tire from the bead of my Dads truck catching a rut in a field.

I sell Cocaine and Cocaine accessories.

It'sa me! Your Supplier

You know son, there's another drug you can get high on. It's called, "responsibility".

yes.

You bet it does..

Does it come in black?