They should have called the Stig...

Shoulda kept the throttle pinned all the way. Pussy cop out.

It's clearly faster than the Lambo.

I'm more interested in that camera car....

You and me both.

don't mind me, just gonna grab me a chair and wait for the comments on this one:

That was a long way to go for that pay off.

I heard that they have Kit Kat parties where people throw Kit Kats at each other. It's potentially dangerous because being hit in the eye with a Kit Kat can be quite painful. So in order to take part you have to sign a wafer...

Nintendo, now's your chance to throw those billions into an awesome exclusive for the Wii U. What better to silence claims that the system lacks third party support than to finance and release Shenmue III? Also Sega, where the FUCK is the western release of PSO2?!?! I'm baffled that it's not out here yet in any way…

The bad local press is bad for the dealership's business. The bad internet press is bad for Chevrolet.

Explain to me again this whole "dealerships protect consumers" thing you were talking about.

WHO THE HELL OFFERS A CAR WITH ACCIDENT DAMAGE AS A REPLACEMENT?!?!?!? That is the single most F'd up thing of this whole mess. So they're able to find a 12 ZL1 with 13,000 miles and not all the options the Hooper's wanted. That's actually reasonable. You're also willing to help them out with money to fix the…

Dear Dealership,

I hope it goes down as a masterpiece in anime history.

FOUND HIM

Wow, I never knew that Connecticut was in Florida!

That's bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

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