Ok Europe, one more time.

Dear Europe:

Dear Europe,

OK, America; one more time:

I wish Verizon would sponsor NASCAR so I wouldn't be so confused by these headlines.

Yessir - We blew the shit outta that overpriced motherfucker just the way we blow the shit outta all high prices - down here at New Deal Used Cars!

Whoa whoa. Force India? Let's not go overboard here.

Awww...poor Ferrari. *Yawn* - Sorry....but I find it rather awesome that some other teams, namely Red Bull, Mercedes, and Lotus are in the headlines. Not the usual Ferrari or McLaren. Would love to see Williams, Sauber or even Force India get in there as well.

Now you are just throwing mud in my face and rubbing my nose in it.

Everyone here needs to stop the mudslinging...

Pay no attention to the people dumping on you. Some folks just can't resist slinging a little mud.

Hey I can't help it if I won by a landslide.

Don't be a dirt bag about it.

I LOL'd.

Hm, that pun was pretty rocky but I think I'll let is slide for now.

This GIF would be a great gif to caption with "haters gonna OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT hate"

*slow claps*

CCTV footage is always your best bet if you want to see good dirt on someone.

Alternate headline: "Holy Fuckshit, This Fucking Landslide Is Fucking Intense"