The Audacity of Taupe!

Meh. My legs get like that, sitting on the couch for 16 hours watching TV and drinking lean.

If you think he was telling the truth, you should shut the fuck up too.

Joe Montana needs to shut the fuck up.

Yet more evidence that David Ferrara is NOT an elite convict.

Fire up the smelter. Daddy needs a new door knob.

Just because you voted for someone, doesn’t mean you can’t come around to the bald-faced fact that the guy is a senile-fucking-disgrace.

Take me out at the ballgame...

Machado was born in Florida, genius.

I have been to my fair share of baseball games in Oakland and San Francisco. Never have I heard the n-word thrown around. Especially loud enough for the goddamn center fielder to hear. Fuck that racist bullshit.

Lost my love for Phil after he bitched about paying taxes. Fuck, taxes hurt a little business owner like me, why shouldn’t he have to eat it, too? Besides, taxes get shit done. Patriots pay taxes, despite what the rich say. I’m certain I pay a higher percentage, he has nothing to complain about. And I don’t expect he…

What’s the hole in the o-zone layer above KY? Is it from coal burning power plants? Nah, it’s from all the mouth breathers reveling at the fact that U of L and Duke (the rival, that really isn’t) both lost.

Yeah, I know what your final conclusion is. Everyone else’s point is, your conclusion is stupid and untethered from the reality of the NBA as a fan-driven business. Also, if Prince was injured, he’d either play anyway (very much the most likely scenario) or he’d cancel/postpone the show (very unlikely). There is zero…

HAHA look at all the poor black people they don’t have much money so there’s nothing to tax! And you totally didn’t skip the entire point of the comment just to make a dumb joke that’s equal parts racist and juvenile!