thecoryjihad
Cory E. McClain, who has a B.S. in B.S.
thecoryjihad

This kind of shit drives me crazy. It also drives my wife crazy about how I’ll flip out when it occurs. I can’t remember the name of the movie(I think it’s Fallen, but I’m not 100%), but the main character was driving a mid 90's Volvo 850 for some exterior shots, but every damn time they went to the interior, it

Articles like this are why this has become my favorite car site. Thanks Torch for(pardon the obvious pun) keeping the torch burning for weird and oddball variations of cars I did not know existed. You’ve helped make me the most car informed person at my dealership and that’s hard to do.

It’s not that it’s bad, it’s just boring. Which is bad. Nevermind, don’t listen to me.

I haven’t picked up Horizon 3 yet. Just as good as the previous two?

Old and grumpy seems to be the way car enthusiasm is heading. I am on board. Now get off my lawn!

.....drool.....

I cannot explain why Saabs do the things they do to me. Maybe it’s the oddly sexy wheels, the pretentiousness of owning one, the thrilling aspect of driving a car that may blow up without a moment’s notice....who knows? All I know is that I’d like to have this. Yes please.

That van(along with all of my other Micro Machines) are currently being played with by my two boys and I’m sure they’ll be passed down to their kids. Few things brought me greater joy than unfurling this van as a kid.

Remember when Lotus debuted 5 cars at the same time promising to have all of them out within 3 years? Yeah....those were the days.

I can promise you that the deals on Black Friday run through the end of the month. No need to go when it’s crazy on the actual day. Come the Tuesday after as that is typically the slowest day of the week.

If you don’t want to be bothered by salespeople, go when the dealership is closed. Salespeople get paid to come talk to you and you may take them out of a designated rotation that costs them money. Not a lot of people realize this and think that they’re all scum of the universe when these days, it’s mostly 30ish

Commentception?

That leading Aston photo has me feeling some kind of way. Pretty much any Aston photo will do that to me, so maybe that’s just normal.

There should be a support group for people who have had to lay their arm on the center arm rest of a Caliber/Compass/Patriot/Dumpsterfire. It still hurts....

I’ll just leave this here.