that is so accurate.

imagine never having to worry about car tabs again, or when you're cooking and you realize you don't have enough eggs. I can just imagine all my minor annoyances getting passed off to somebody else and it's amazing.

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Anybody else kind of want an assistant now? I know i'm supposed to be OH so horrified, but besides the drug-mule and palm reader, this sounds like the life. I'd love to have somebody sort through my emails, get me coffee, organize my schedule... I mean that's awesome.

insensitivity to cancer fighters. but not, you know, insensitive to people. in general. because SELF would totally be on board mocking and humiliating if it were non cancer fighters.

omfg i love frog fractions

DITTO!! or bellevue at least. seattle is the kind of place to make this happen. we could totally float a cupcake atm

case in point: benedict cumberbatch. i think he is a goofy goofy looking man but some people fawn over him. it's the strangest thing. maybe "ugly" isn't as cut-and-dry as people think

remember when michael jordan quit basketball to become a baseball player?

chris evens will return to acting in an epic movie staring the looney toons, that's all i'm saying.

regardless of where one stands, would you agree it'd be harder to take blackface seriously when it seems it's alright for the reverse?

what are you smoking? is this a case of paranoid misandry? exactly how was that sexist.

there is never a true middle. you're either average tipping towards unattractive, or average tipping towards attractive. so long hair will push you farther on the scale.

i'm 23 too and i can NOT fathom being in a relationship, let alone a forever-partner @___@ i was just talking about this with a friend of mine (she's 25) and we have a friend who's getting married and it blows our minds.

as to a perfect age? i think it's irrelevant. my brother knocked up a girl (after knowing her like…

Esmeralda though

(i dub him "Ezra")

i roll my eyes when guys scream and lose their shit too, so all unprofessional behavior is lame.

1.) you sound like a virgin
2.) if you weren't, you'd know that when girls get wet, it doesn't literally fall from their pussies like niagra falls.
3.) we were wet. you just couldn't see it.

i kept writing and deleting my comment because i really have no words.

that fucking blows. and there's nothing to do about it. fuck

this is basically the plot to Warrior

"I LOVE YA TOMMY"

i'm an artist and i'm struggling with this as well. her tones are warm and striking. a lot of paler skin have green undertones, with yellow and maybe some red going on. very sickly and boring to paint.

her skin is sunset orange, scarlet, red, umber, violet, and it's simply breathtaking. i just tell people i want to…

it's a dove i think