"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

"Sweetheart..."

Every other NFL player is more unlikeable than Rob "Yo Soy Fiesta" Gronkowski. If you disagree, you are a miserable human being with no inner sense of joy and wonder.

You can make fun of British colonialism in the US and Oz because, well, that's ancient history and we all turned out pretty well and friendly, despite British losses.

This is a good Gose, and I've had it, but if you want the best sours in the Boston metro area, check out Nightshift in Everett. They're right by the Teddy Bear Peanut Butter factory and have an excellent tap/tasting room.

Rumor has it that after pwning his sons, the father told them he previously had and would continue to have sexual relations with their mother.

fucking fuck

Here's a much better example.

And yet, of all the major manufacturers, VW still has the least number of recalls this year. Huh.

One can only dream of the day when Philly fans are this invisible.

Can I choose neither?

Dodge Caravan

The day has come. Jalopnik staff endorses stance. Repent, heathens, for the end of days is upon us.

I thought Paul Walker's collection was pretty cool, maybe not the best though.

Ralph Lauren

Jay Leno of course

Nope.