It's just nice to imagine a time where there were pop bands.

So there's no actual "warcraft" in the movie exciting enough for a commercial, and instead you're going to try to convince me to see a movie called "Warcraft" by showing me scenes of moody ogres negotiating peace?

It ages really fast and gets rammed by Taylor Lautner.

While we're talking about how sad this show was, let me tell you: when I was like 7 years old, growing up in Atlanta, GA, I somehow fell in love with the Pink Ladies. I'm not sure what I was doing awake at that hour, but somehow I saw this show, and I was convinced they were INCREDIBLE. It probably had a lot to do…

Same thing except jizz.

I'm also pretty positive that black dude is revealed to be the child of Leia and Lando, clearing the way—thank CHRIST!—for Billy Dee to show up in the next installment.

I wish Han Solo were wielding some tweezers on those freaky old man eyebrows.

Agreed, this movie is shit.

Pinkie takes his movies straight, no thinking.

Well, we don't have to have a fight about whether it's subjectively good for all of us to recognize that the movie's "rules" don't hold up, and that the screenplay is woefully underwritten and dumb.

Makes sense, cause It Follows isn't scary in the slightest.

Could't agree more. It's a horrible schlockiest for people lacking even 1% critical thought. Whoever at the AV club keeps insisting that it's a "classic" or even
"scary" is either a fantastic troll or high on glue.

Strikes me that most "sexy" movies go out of their way to shoe-horn in the sexy scenes. Like the review here says, take out the sex and you've got the exact same movie.

Yeah, but Shortbus sucks as a movie, it just has some occasionally awesome (and often very funny) scenes.

You're lucky you didn't catch MRSA.

You know, Ignatiy, if you never write another word, you'll die a successful man on the basis of that headline.

Same thing, until Crimson Peak actually started.

Your idea = infinitely better than the actual movie.

Right. When your biggest problem with a zombie movie is that you don't believe in the BOY SCOUTS it features, you know you're watching a pile of quivering sheeot.

RAY ROMANO?