Your hands big as that Foo Fighter video

I can't imagine whether your persona or your post have any basis in reality, but god bless you all the same.

Silver Streak and Trading Places?
or Terror Train.

It's shit.

This is a double surprise twist. You assumed it would suck, now they have people like this reviewer telling you it doesn't suck, but SURPRISE!

I saw Sixth Sense in the theater, and literally called out the twist somewhere around minute ten. It's only been diminishing returns from there, I cannot believe this fucking hack still gets money to make movies.

What a bummer. I'm soooo tired of movies being sold as straight horror when really it's a tragic psychological meltdown kind of thing: the Orphanage, the fucking Babadook, now this. It saps all the fun out of it for me in the same way it does when they give the killer a tragic, sympathetic backstory. I don't want…

And yet it's yielded the Dunciad. All the free music I could ever listen to on my Soundcloud stream, and virtually all of it is shit. Gone are production budgets; gone are professional producers, in large part. People keep insisting that the Internet is this liberating force that allows young artists to reach a…

Who's talking about his "struggles"? No one's talking about Prince's struggles.

Because he's an artist and doesn't want to give away his art for free.

Especially when Questlove and D'Angelo have publicly stated they'd KILL to produce Prince.

If you're his fan, pay for the music! Would you demand a chef give you his food for free?

Skeet skeet, Oscar gold!

Oh god no. Here's my thing:

Yes, but you're definitely the exception. Go to a middle school for three hours and you won't see an eye the entire time you're there.

I'd argue the acclaim was based largely on the premise alone, which as you say, is a good one.

I think those of us who loathe Death Proof—and trust, I loathe it more than Madonna loathes hydrangeas—also hate Basterds and Kill Bill in equal measure. All three of them are QT jacking off into his own mouth, and there's not a second in any of the three that seems to have any reality or truth to it.

lol, almost said exactly the same thing, below. QT's "dialogue"—aka, alternating monologues—is now among the absolute worst.

It's crap. I saw it at the theater and left before the end of the Rodriguez section, it's just so goddamn dumb. Saw the rest of it later and, yeah, just one more movie where a bunch of people stand around taking turns lecturing each other in Tarantino's voice.

This. I bemoan the loss of video rental places because there's no more browsing, or, at least, way shittier browsing. There's also little rhymer or reason to the way things are presented on Amazon, or Netflix, so once you get past new releases, it's just a big melange of SHITE.