Your dad had it right: Dusk Till Dawn is a pretty good movie (barring Taratino's irritating presence) right up until the Vampires arrive, and then it goes to utter shit.

Incredibles 2: Hellza Incredible

No, this is a different one, you wouldn't know it, it's on the deep web.

LOL, perfect.

My guess is that I'm so consummately intelligent that I leaped past the movie and can't enjoy because it's too dumb for me. Last film I really enjoyed was the original Solaris.

That whole not "getting it" thing is a bullshit ruse. You got it—you got all there was to get. It's not complicated, it's not Upstream Color, it's not Holy Motors.

Agreed. I demand entertainment.

Yes, the old "you're just to dumb/lazy to get it."

And the AV Club makes it look like Studio 54 by comparison.

You found the Master "hilarious."

Christ, I sat through the whole thing in the theater. When it was over I was clawing out my eyes like that kid from "the Jaunt."

It's a long, dull, pointless fart. The only thing to "get" is that it's a fucking drag that succeeds only in making the obvious point that Scientology is a bogus science.

Ehhh, sorry, but it's impossible to ever be "cool" while liking Scott Pilgrim. Might as well be wearing two pocket protectors.

Pacific Rim, haha, good one.

I don't think I'd say that out loud.

Newsflash: the AV Club largely represents white people interests. Haven't you ever seen their yearly music best-ofs? Looks like a George F. Will playlist or something.

Newsflash: the AV Club is largely staffed by self-important nerds. To put SCOTT FUCKING PILGRIM in the top 20 of anything (other than top 20 sleep aids) only proves that they're sad, introverted ding-dongs.

Agreed. It's not a fun movie to watch (to the contrary, it's a fucking bummer), doesn't teach any life lessons—shit, there's a strong argument to be made that it's protagonist doesn't even change over the course of the movie. Why is it "best"? Because it's challenging and people think that calling it "best" makes…

It's horrible. Contrived, trite and, worst of all, boring. It's also fairly well reviled, so the idea that it's in the Top Anything of the last decade is a joke.

Too bad they can't all be eloquent geniuses like you.