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The Colonel
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I wish they'd bring back "Ooooh, it smells like PEPPER!"

The debacle was not her fault—you could see her shaking her head because the cue card guy had the cards messed up.

It's part of what makes her so exciting. 75% of any SNL is people staring off to the side reading cards. She can flub her lines all she wants ("I will Lisa Left Eye Lopez this bitch!") if she keeps up that energy and ftw attitude.

Didn't get that at all, and it seems like the studio audience missed it, too. When he said that "joke," you could hear people sucking wind.

I don't know, but she's my favorite new cast member in a decade. She's just fucking hilarious, and goes for it in a way that nobody else can touch (meanwhile, Che's straightening his tie).

Completely agree. She's captivating, and I start laughing the second I see her.

We get it: you're working on your thesis. A little to literal and 1-to-1 for my tastes.

Che's forgiven Kramer for dropping some N-bombs? Because that's comparable to countless allegations of drugged, forcible rape HOW? I found that joke to be truly offensive, and Che dropped significantly in my estimation for that lame bullshit. Fuck him for that, franky.

I knew this kid in high school who had gotten his redwings.

The clip they released of her and Seth Rogan is way lame. If it's typical of the whole, no thanks.

People are bathing in their own jizz over the soundtrack, but I don't get it—it's the same 12 songs that have been getting caned on classic rock/pop stations for years.

Team Jacob bro.

Silver Bullet has very serious problems, not least of which is one of the worst, silliest monsters ever put to film (somehow, the werewolf known how to use a bat, and to cut the power to the lights), but it rules for two reasons:

What's the point?

It also needs more legit rock stars. I want my rock stars to be cool and weird and aloof and all that, and Pink definitely fits the bill. (So to does Foxygen, but as yet their music doesn't match their persona.)

I'm actually a big fan of "How can you really," especially after seeing the video, but yeah, the album is a fucking mess. They should really really work on editing and polishing. They have occasionally bright, excellent moments, but those moments are submerged in a sea of shit.

Ah, so you STOLE it a month or two ago. Got it, and thanks for helping to kill off the music industry.

There absolutely nothing ironic about Kanye, and certainly not his egotism. Indeed, he seems completely oblivious to the fact that he's a raging egomaniac—he's _offended_ by any suggestion that's not the greatest of all time.

Please never compare Ariel Pink to Kanye. Ariel's a champion of self-debasement and ironic egotism; Kanye's a bloated shitbag.

It's one of the glories about his music—he captures the unnameable quality of classic rock without being a copycat (something Foxygen tries to do to far less success). Somehow the insane goofball Ariel Pink carries the totem for a musical highwater that seems to be lost to everyone else.