Well said. It was fantastic meal until some fat guy farted until he sharted.

This sentence wins it:
"Rage Against The Machine may have more passion and express more of a message than 311, but it’s still the same clubhouse"
I mean, damn son.

Rolling Stones' Start it Up is epic, just laughed so hard

All kinds of awesome, great work.

Shit, it's the feel-good PLACE of the Western Hemisphere.

Has there even been a movie less flattering to its star than Honesuckle Rose? Willie promises his devoted wife he's faithful, then fucks his best friend's daughter (Irving), is completely unremorseful and bails to a beach in Mexico, and only returns because the best friend comes to find him and convince him to return…

No, but I do enjoy meeting women for heated discussions about post-structuralism. Can you help me there?

That's too bad.

Suggestion: use the kids as the pretend victims?

You just need to eat more. And maybe do some bumps.

This is our world. Status quo = you suck.

Says the guy who never got a stoned handy in high-school.

Unfortunately, the non-crap side of things seems to have fallen off significantly (though that what everyone over the age of 30 has said about music since the dawn of time)

Get a hammer and beat yourself to death. I feel like you're asking me if I'd rather wear Mr. Rodger's sweater or leather pants.

Serious and fuck yes. Even saying Houses of the Holy is "uneven" is a troll—it's one of the tightest things they ever did, and plays like a movie, start to finish.

I'm excited for you!

God love him. Bukowski took a piss on Hollywood in his book of the same name, but even he had to love ernest Roger Ebert when he shows up. One of the few non-drinkers Buk ever said anything nice about, lol.

Yeah, but you can't sweat how moms do shit, because they're too busy being moms to do it any other way. Remember Christmas Story, his mom hadn't had a hot meal in five years? My mom's probably never seen a single movie all the way through, she had to get up to put the laundry in the dryer.

Used to have a pussy now he has a cock.

Snoops on record as saying he wrote the vast majority of the Chronic. If you listen to what Dre's saying, you can hear that it's Snoop.