Shhhh. If you didn't go to Disneyland until you were an adult, you're not allowed to comment. You missed it, and can never get it back unless and until you take your own young children.

The song is hella fun, too. Haters gonna hate; everybody under five thinks this ride is the shit.

It sure would help if the Hulk didn't look so bogus.

He's mormon, they're not allowed to take their shirts off.

No, because CT would eat it first.

No, but he will be at your house in a hour to punch your eye out and then get you drunk and give you noogies. And then fuck your mom.

Agree. It would be nice if they would vary the challenges so they weren't all strength/endurance based. I mean, there's no way, no WAY Big Easy is ever going to win the show, and CT is always a lock before the game even starts.

Ice on the Dune really took their arena sound to the next level (in a way this clip can't begin to match). They stopped being 80's retro and made "EDM" into something worth listening to.

I really feel like you have a problem with Kids—which isn't unjustified—and you're taking it out on this movie, which doesn't seem to have much in common with it (other than the reviewer's reference to its scuzzy male leads).

LOL, right there with you and mine's 4.

Really hoping they finally address the question that's been plaguing us all since we saw the cartoon version: When Ariel is transformed into a woman, do she automatically have pubic hair? Or, like, is she "brand new" and has to wait for that bizness to grow in?

Totally agreed. If Friends ever jumped the shark, it was the Joey/Rachel thing. Never wold have happened.

I've seen where Chandler is starring in a new version of the Odd Couple, with some other actor I've never heard of. FUCK THAT. The name of the show is "Joey and Chandler" and it's about Joey and Chandler living together. THAT, fucking Hollywood, is the show that we want!

I had the mis/fortune to see it sneak preview with literally zero knowledge about the movie. My girl got up and left half-way through; I nearly shit my pants the next time I went camping.

Dang, Billy, U MAD?

Holy christ, what do I have to say to make him disappear again?

And gross veins. If she'd eat a sandwich she'd look three times better.

MASH is the one. It's hilarious, has an actual plot, is familiar because of (though infinitely better than) the TV show, and has all the Altman quirks done in the best way he could do them.

Nashville can be very difficult to enjoy if you are too young to understand its historical context. In some ways, I imagine it will fall out of favor as it ages because for that very reason.

The Watchmen is right there with Pacific Rim for most unpleasant movie experience of my life.