They're just to bland to engender much hate.  I feel the same way about Lenny Kravitz, too, frankly.  Why waste your time—it's like hating Pottery Barn.  You don't hate it, you just ignore it.

You're really invested in this whole "badass" thing, huh?  I'll let you have it, okay, Brody's a giant badass.  To my mind, though, the thing he achieves is that he's able to put aside his fear of the water and get the job done.

Okay, sure. But right when Ursula gives her legs and a cooch—does she magically populate that thing with pubes at the same time?  Or is Ariel running around barebeaved for the duration of the movie?

And only a week later you kissed your first penis.  Crazy how life works out.

The witch doctor from the Princess and the Frog is PULLED BY DEMONS INTO HELL.

Rotoscoped midget gangbanger

Query: when she magically grows legs and, presumably, a vajajay, is there hair on that thing?  I can't watch the movie I'm so overwhelmed by that question.

Does he really transform into a total badass? Or does he do what's necessary to save his life?

Napstimpy, if you have parents who take you to WDW as a kid, it's almost impossible to shake the love.  Then, holy shit, when you have a kid and take them there for the first time?  Cue Borges-style time-folding-in-on-itself AWESOMENESS.

Well said, Partdavid, and I used to agree with you.  I grew up on WDW, and the Polynesian is in my top 10 hotels of all time.  But after living on the West coast for a while, and going to Disneyland, I realized I'm willing to sacrifice most of what WDW has to offer so I can avoid the insanity of trying to get home at…

Totally agreed, FlimFlam.  How long is it from the start of the ride until the first live pirates—six or seven minutes?  Hard to imagine any themepark today taking so long just to set up a mood.

LOL.  And you know tubby can drop a voluminous deuce, too.

PotC at Disneyland kicks the ass off the Disneyworld version.  The opening trip through the caves is just so creepy, and so long — by the time you get to "live" Pirates you're already knee-deep in the vibe.

I said it above, but why do people think Ledger's performance is such a departure?  He's clearly doing Nicholson's voice, and never comes off as particularly loony.  Nor is he physically menacing—there's no doubt Bale's Batman would kick his skinny ass off in a heartbeat.

Isn't Ledger doing a Nicholson impersonation to some extent? (Or maybe, at least, a Christian Slater impersonation?)  His voice is a near mimic . . .

You call your boyfriend "the boyfriend"?

I'm guessing this pays the bills so he can do that.

Totally agreed.  One thing to consider is that if a bro is doing it right, he's fully engaged, which is to say he's (i) concentrating, (ii) using both hands, and thus (iii) not working his own business.  He's also got an end goal, her orgasm, so he's working toward that goal.  He should be allowed a minute to compose…

Yes, but the message he would get is the opposite of the one she wants to give.

Another Narrator Returns, Kayne is 1000% a part of the celebrity culture machine.  He chooses to be on the Kardashian show, to engage with paparazzi on a regular basis, to sell himself as much as his music.  You see any other musicians with his stature (Beyonce, Mariah, Jay Z etc etc) getting caught up in these same…