There's nothing but AWESOME about that. Gay muscle bros always get the win.

If I wasn't gay already, I'm pretty sure that first video would have permanently altered me. I have witnessed two men copulating to a late '90s Britney Spears album, both covered in glitter, and this is still the gayest thing I've ever seen.

Was that guy... was he tea-bagging?

Articles like this always remind me how soul-crushingly difficult it is to produce good fiction, how many different things can go wrong, and how far I still have to go before I really master it.

Well, this guy would make Kevin Swanson's head just totally 'splode: