Chalk and or powdered sugar sticks.

OMG, bring Marty McFly and it's a deal!

All I'm thinking is, I did it first back in the 90's! (Before you call CPS, it was a candy cig and Root Beer!)

Hell yes, I'm all down for the hip hop/ r&b / rap game getting all open to this topic. We hear it so fucking often with dude artists. It's our turn, y'all, and let's cut this stigma out!

Howdy Jezzies, I've come tonight to vent and ask for some advice. So, it's been getting better, but for some reason, today I got hella pissed that my "best friend" or former best friend has decided to cut me out. Okay, so the guy I was dating (was just getting comfy calling him boyfriend when he died) had history with…

Hey jezzies, I recently entered the world of a high speed, lightweight computer. I had been lugging around a 10 lb Dell laptop that chug chugged along. But now I feel like I have all this speed on my lap and I don't know the cool websites to go to besides tumblr and finally seeing youtube videos I've meant to see in…

Are you me? Seriously, I was perplexed as to how I can be 23 and already have a few lines on my forehead. Was JUST considering botox today and looking into the best anti-wrinkle creams. I also had two incredibly huge zits in the middle of my eyebrows.

Okay, this woman is an inspiration despite her fashion choices. Yes, she comes from a wealthy family. But, what did she do instead of taking the Hilton route? She finished school, opened an orphanage in Kibera (with a journalism club, etc.) all before turning 25. She's a beautiful woman and I think her apprehension…

I'm having a really hard time, jezzies. I had recently started seeing the most amazing man who's ever been smitten with me. We had this amazing connection from the get go, he sought me out on Facebook as we had the same friends and had just officially started hanging out. On our first date he said he wanted to date me…

I've lived in Sherman Oaks for the whole 12 years I've been in CA. (I was born in Kansas) and whenever I go back to the Midwest to visit, people always ask if I'm from LA.

Lately I’ve just felt like I’m coasting through life. I have my career path set for me, but I hide behind my politics. I know what I want out of that facet of life, though I’ve left behind my heart as of late.

Whoa, I know AJ Lamas, kinda an LA douchebag. He dated a friend of mine, didn't know he was dirt bag worthy, even though he's a dirtbag.

Yeah, when I worked at Studio Yogurt a few years back she'd come in. She even tried to get us to let her in when the store was closed and we had shut the lights out and turned the machines off. She was always a pain in the butt customer.

Same exact thing with me. While there are some fine Keroauc stories, he barely matches up to Ginsberg or Burroughs. On The Road was indeed, meh. Most of my beat enthusiast friends get angry when I say I could barely get through the thing.

Why did it have to be Gaga? I would like to see Beyonce cover the September Issue. #personalopinion.

Anyone up? Is it odd that I'm still in awe and shock of Bane and his voice?

POLITICAL ANIMALS... who's watching?!?!

He is truly the soul of late night talk shows. He has pathos that no other late night quasi comedian ever will. The fact that HE thought to do this is just incredible. Craig, thank you for showing you can be funny, frivolous and then turn to such serious emotional depth without the expectation of laughter.

I KNOW! I was so happy for them. And especially Michelle and Matilda, Jason seems like such a genuinely sweet, awesome, nice guy and funny to boot.

CARMAGEDDON! dun dun dun!