And when I make an effort...

This is me photo whoring for the 19374957th time.

Yeah, Donald is a little short. Also, I doubt he'd fall for me, he doesn't like white girls. :(

Babies are anything but boring!!!

Hey everyone, I've posted here before and y'all have been so wonderful and helpful with your replies. But it dawned on me while I was about to do my saturday ramble that I've never introduced myself! So, hello y'all, I'm April, in 23 and a sophomore in community college. (You could call me Britta, haha, also, it took…

Oh my god, that family is awful, people are awful and uneducated and ughhh... What do you think?

Ugh, my unemployment benefits were taken away recently. I need a job in LA/ The Valley STAT! I need prayers, well wishes, all the bacon and egg dreams y'all have.

Hello my name is April, and I'm in love with Donald Glover. Too bad he doesn't like white girls. :(

It is good, I'll say that, but it is definitely not the best of the beatniks, contrary to popular belief. Dip into some Burroughs (Naked Lunch or Junky) and especially Allen Ginsberg, his poems Howl and America are, in my opinion, the magnum opus of the beatnik generation. People, I think, tend to lean towards Kerouac…

One: I will avoid the On The Road movie at all costs. I love you K. Stew and Viggo and Salles. I just wanna keep ONE book up to my imagination.

Sigh, yes, mine are fed and cleaned up after before I even get to eat. These cats run the household. :)

I know, right?! I have to clean up after cats before I even eat breakfast. Wow, yeah, it doesn't matter the size of the house or anything, it's more about if you can clean up after them so both species are comfortable and cleaned up after. I can't imagine having ANY order in a 550 cat household.

Same thinking here. I have 8, while it's a lot to some people, we take care of them and manage the house well. 550, to the point of not knowing some of their names, that's where I draw the line.

I have 8 cats in a normal house. 8 is hard enough to deal with, 550 is outrageous. I'll link people to this article next time someone tells me I have "A LOT" of cats and how awful my house must be.

I just read that article and was about to edit saying "my bad!" But I still don't retract what I said about Kim.

Ugh, it angers me to no end when Kim Kardashian is invited to things like the White House Correspondents Dinner and Cannes! First off, riddle me this, what movie did she write, direct, produce or star in? Kanye hasn't released a new joint in a bit and we all know Cannes isn't about music. I hate the privilege she gets…

Yes, they own Fiji water and Wonderful Pistachios. I used to work for them.

Haha, I used to work for Pom and Pomtinis were a mainstay at company events. Free pomtinis and gift bags? I think yes!

I used to work for the legal department of Pom Wonderful. If you wanna snark against it, first look at Minute Maids "pomegranate" juice, which contains only .3% pomegranate juice. Pom Wonderful at least contains 100% Pom juice. I know, the FTC has been kicking Poms legal teams ass lately, but they don't deny it.

The plane Oswald was on happened to be late to the destination and they ran out of Sprite, "Damn it, Jerry!"