I’m sure you’re a very nice person Kelsey, but putting Reese’s Peanut Butter cups at #14 is insane. RPBC’s are always the best because science.

Big League Chew

Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?

A local municipal judge in my area implemented an optional text messaging service for folks with court dates. A few days before your hearing, you get a reminder text message that your appearance is required.

So they used “sports to stick” it to the man?

This is a silly stand you’re making. That isn’t how this network of blogs operates, and if you don’t want to read the cross posts, no one is forcing you.

Jokes on you, I don’t have any teeth!

Hi welcome to Deadspin Bob, I’ve been reading this site since 2007 every day and this is the way it’s always been here. It’s a great site because it’s not purely about sports. If you want a sports site, there are literally tens of thousands of them that will give you the fucking box score and some pithy postgame…

Feel kinda bad that they’re going to have to put you down when everyone leaves here. :/

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Stick to *checks notes* “sprouts.”

Honestly, I’m amazed the pic doesn’t have their laptop monitors facing the camera, giving away sensitive information.

Look at the rat’s nest of cables there. Christ. Does no one in that place own a couple of zip ties?

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.