“Yes, drop it on his feet. Slower. Slower.”

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

Ok girls, put on your helmets and don’t tell your mother about this.

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

You’re very stupid.

Hey genius, the person your commenting to is, like myself, a spouse of a teacher, which means that they know what it’s like to work and not be a teacher. I promise you that it is not the same thing that most workers experience.

That Colts play is a masterpiece. It invokes such feelings of despair and helplessness. It’s like watching a hopelessly overmatched kid half-heartedly try something against an opponent, knowing in advance that they’re doomed, and it is so ill-conceived and embarrassing that you can’t even praise them for the effort. Th…

and dogs, and bees, and dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees. 

and that “world champion climber” (probably named Jim) came to him afterwards with tears streaming down his face and said “Sir, you just built the most unclimbable wall in history. You are truly a genius and hero to us all and are making American great again.

I gotta be honest here. While I tip when I get coffee, and I feel like other people should... This isn’t really that hot of a take. Based on my observations, I’d be absolutely shocked if the tips in the jar at a Starbucks or Dunkin’ come from even half the people who ordered. It’s a smaller portion of the customer…

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

The font is Alchemy B

If Shawn doesn’t get punched in the mouth next episode I will be very upset.

This episode is why I’ve stopped looking at The Good Place as a series of puzzles to solve and instead am simply going along for the ride.  The show is great at laying out clues and following it’s own logic but it’s so funny.  Just so damn…

Jason said to trust both Michael and Glenn and was dismissed out of hand. But he was right, they were both telling the truth.

“Jason figured it out? Well, I gotta say - this one stings.”

I was thinking it first episode of the season when the two disappeared onto the train. Although I was thinking both had been switched. Glad they resolved it and quick. 

It would have been easier to spike Ed Orgeron’s jambalaya with a horse laxative.

A star because you made me earn it rather than giving it away had you put a “damn” in the middle.