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Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

I had to throw a guy out of a bar today because he called LeBron James an uncle tom. I’m black, he’s white, and we literally weren’t even talking to him. And this is in San Francisco.

Can’t argue with his Kanter argument against LeBron’s hypocrisy.

On one hand, I kinda get that people over there actually in China didn’t want to speak out on the issue in fear of a response from the government. On the other, maybe don’t do business with a government that would consider killing you over a random ass tweet by someone on the other side of the world that you are only…

With the regular season about to start, it’s obvious that LeBron will offer no defense against Kanter.

I’m surprised at this anti-Bulgaria post.

I’m starting to think Victor Krum was probably a racist.

countless restaurants across the country that peddle these lies to sell $18 salads and $45 pork chops.

Those guys are all classic desperation fantasy waiver wire pickups when your first four options are all dead by Week 14.

It’s an escape from reality on Sunday and Monday for several million people. Whether it’s good or not, I have no specific opinion. But that’s the answer. Some people read; some people do the crossword; some people dress up like ancient knights and fight with plastic swords while hopped up on Sudafed and ambien. It’s…

It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

“Great layup forward”

“That’s OK homie, that’s just what motorcycles do”

It’s so odd to think that Jamil hadn’t really acted before this show when she seems to effortlessly nail a moment like that alone-at-the-party story.

I'm torn on the Janet theory. While the boxing gloves felt out of character, looking up how humans deal with breakups and then dyeing her hair feels very Janet.

I thought Chidi delivered the best straight line of the night:

Michael claiming to have invented the word “chillaxing” was funny, but then they quickly one upped it by saying it’s a mix of “Chidi and relaxing.”

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