All the Rockets & NBA want is for the news cycle to move on and allow them to go back to cashing checks from China without being called out on China’s awfulness. It doesn’t matter if this presser was on the US, in China, Japan or the freakin’ Moon.

My parents gave me a map, pointed to Japan and China, and said “these are different countries”. I've never forgotten that lesson.

Florida is owed a lot of apologies then. 

That could be a possible explanation if they were in China. They were not in China though.

They were in Japan. You can’t criticize another country if you’re in a similar time zone? 

Harden always getting bailed out by the refs.

Predicting new internet trend of people putting scotch capsules up their butts to see if it gets your drunk. Will call it Scotch Tape-Worming.  Will inevitably end when it progresses to people drinking the scotch trickling out of a butthole and being hospitalized.   

Dash midfielder Sofia Huerta appeared to be groped by a fan

If I was worried about my private business showing up in the news, I would probably stop posting it on social media rather than engaging in an elaborate sting operation to catch the culprit.

Justin Verlander’s face in that clip.. I just realized he looks like one of the characters from Goldeneye for N64.

Quick, count the number of dipshits who think they’re clever commenting on this article! Poor TadBravo’s rustled jimmies lol what a fucking dumb dumb

As was that grin the camera caught while the stadium was chanting his name.

This defensive play is probably the defensive play of the year and might have saved the Rays season. How was this not covered in this post?

I agree. His two unassisted double plays tonight were awesome.

Choi reminds me of Prince Fielder, in the best way. 

Choi is fat and awesome and that’s enough for me to root for the Rays in this series.

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Meanwhile, back in Albuquerque...

“Though the athletes of today are certainly superior to those in my days; we miss the clean cut white young men and women from those days.”

I was gonna say Bartolo Colon, but honestly? I couldn’t outrun Bartolo Colon. I mean, I definitely probably-could- but I wouldn’t want the guy to feel bad. He’s given me so much joy! I’d throw the race. I hope you’re happy, Bartolo.