He’s a black man willing to meet with 45. Of course he’s a grifter.

I did not repeatedly bash the fish with a rock. One blow, dead. I found that much more merciful than lobotomizing it with a stick, but I respect whatever method works for you. I didn’t come here to fishsplain.

Well, then this console truly replicates the original Genesis experience!

This guy looks almost close to Drew Magary and I am having none of that.

The unintended consequences of this is disgusting. I don’t mean the home run records. Has anyone thought AT ALL about the additional kids that Zack Hample has elbowed in the face this season to get to those extra home run balls?

I’m here for the 2,000 word missive on polysaccharides, but I’m also more into etymology than chemistry, so here goes:

Polysaccharide combines the Greek prefix poly-, meaning “many”, with the Latin root saccharum, meaning “sugar”. This is bullshit, according to many old-school linguists, who don’t like to combine…

Harper has hit 31 homers so far this season. That was once an impressive accomplishment. Now it’s a middling amount of homers for a power hitter in this league.

Meanwhile, I’ve had 2 (debatably 3) home runs in 2019. We need some trickle down home run stuff. We are the fans.

The Wii was good though

Not going to lie, this looks fun as hell. I want it lol

I believe Jamarcus Russell has already staked out that ground. 

A much more acceptable reason? If Dwight were a fan of the purple stuff from Sunny D commercials.

It’s funny, but I challenge each and every one of you to go look in the mirror, ask yourself “if I could have a Thanos Land Rover without consequence for what to me is essentially pocket change, would I?” and then answer yourself truthfully.

A bank once gave me an extra $400 in the drive through. Not like into my account, just handed me $400 too much cash. I got out of my car in the rain, want in and told the manager. The prick who did it made we wait in line and was an absolute cocksucker while I tried to explain that he had given me too much money. He…

I have it on good authority that this doesn’t apply if the error is in the amount of $200.

This is the correct application of Charlie Murphy stories. RIP

3 black people from the Trump administration thought they were gonna get away with milking the system for over a billion dollars like their bosses do? Yeah ok. That went just about how I’d expect.

Took a while for me to get it but, lol.

Christ. Tragedy binds disparate peoples in common purpose because nothing unites like a threat from the outside. This is a very basic fact of the human condition.

That FOX wants to take one of the few events in our history that most Americans were able to unite around in some fashion (I was old enough to vote in the…