Would you rather have toenails for teeth, or teeth for toenails?

Yeah, that’s always been my rule of thumb. If you’re watching a game, at the stadium or at home, go ahead with “We should have scored” or “The Refs are screwing us”.

The answer is obvious: “we” when a team is winning, “they” when they stink!

i think it’s fine as long as the fans are just talking about on-field accomplishments. “We win” or “we lost” is perfectly fine. The moment someone starts using we in reference to front office decisions, the culture of the team, or charity done by the team, I know that person is delusional.

Unplugging my brain from reconciling life’s many small disappointments and surrendering completely to some adults acting like rambunctious and creative children felt nice.

I am absolutely stunned that someone who brings a casket to a tailgate might also have some questionable racial beliefs.

A guy with a ridiculous accent, wearing a flat-brimmed camo hat, filming videos in the front seat of his car is the voice of reason in this story.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Not sure what’s funnier here. This guy thinking Rams fans exist? Rams fans that exist would care enough to show up to their games? Or that Rams fans that care enough to show up to their games would be bothered to the point of accosting another fan?

Oh, it’s actually free-to-play? I was hoping free-to-start meant you download it for free but then you buy the full game or quests or something a-la-carte.

The Washington Post reports that previously a parent took a photo of her backside and shared it with other parents

Yeah and a bushel of corn is cheaper per ear than just ordering one ear of corn. B-in-law’s argument is silly.

Of course it is. That's why I always buy a box for the table. 

Your partner must be disappointed. 

It’s even worse. Someone made this design and someone else (multiple others?!) approved it. Sheesh. 

What kills me is that this is a decision someone consciously made. Some actual human being is that stupid.

I have a few cookbooks, which I very rarely use. There is an exception to that, though: https://www.amazon.com/Ratio-Simple-Behind-Everyday-Cooking/dp/1416571728/

Does “every episode of good eats” count as a book?

Seems he already found himself a rebound

I didn’t personally appreciate the light touch it took regarding Falwell Sr. either, but it’s important to note that the reporter is a Liberty grad who presumably still shares at least some of the alleged values that Liberty espouses, and this is what granted him access to people he openly admits are still very…