“What are your qualifications for this role?”
“Well....my dad....”

As shitty as this is, at least we can take comfort in the fact that it’s not like being governor of Arkansas is a position that one can use as a platform to eventually become President.............

Uhh, a fan died from being hit in the head by a foul liner last summer? This slippery slope stuff is unnecessary. If players start hitting dangerous balls into the upper deck, we can revisit the issue.

“Hey man, free shoes!” -Jim Tomsula 

I know airport dining has evolved to the point where Rick Bayless has a joint in O’Hare where you can line up with 2,000 people to get an overpriced torta, but I remain steadfast that you should keep your expectations low at the airport and eat whatever’s reliable: Chick-fil-A, Five Guys, etc.

Just what I was about to say.

As someone who is always on the move and simply does not have time to sit and watch a piece of chicken marinate for 24 hours, I find that Gogurt is the faster and more convenient option for yogurt based chicken. Just tear open your favorite flavor, and squeeze liberally into a bag of frozen chicken breasts. Give it a…

Wow...fuck Brad. If he had been my roommate, he'd have been lucky to live through two weeks of that shit before waking up in a strange place with no idea how he got there, and coyotes sniffing at his toes.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid? They are 2000 degree pinwheels that make odd noises and twitch nonstop while driving their tiny feet in to your sides.

Police had previously released the following sketch of the suspect:

Have you ever been denied entrance to your own home for an indefinite period of time with no notice because a film company thought it would be a good idea to wall it off with booms and klieg lights and dozens of personnel? All to spend hours shooting something that might be a brief set-up shot that might be cut…

Also a reasonable evaluation about why you dont like a particular candidate isn’t fucking infighting. Jesus the drama

The primary is the part where you’re supposed to be infighting. The problems come when you forget to stop arguing after the primary is over.

I dont really have any patience for those who think we can’t have a reasonable discussion about candidates during a primary. We cant have all 50 of them on the ticket come election day. We gotta pick one. So let’s talk it out.

I dislike him for the same reason I dislike Beto O’Rourke. He’s just some dude with no qualifications, no notable successes, and no big policy idea, just like, I’m young white and goodlooking for a politician, I could be president, right?

This is the perfect time for Jezebel to do a long piece about how MLMs prey on vulnerable women in the name of feminism and financial freedom when the reality is it sucks them dry and leaves them friendless and poorer than they started out.  It’s so gross how MLMs work and what they do to people. 

$300 is a bullshit offer. A friend of mine came come to find L&O shooting on his front stoop and had this conversation:

“Their ultimate goal is to come to the United States and live and work here permanently, and this is something that I saw when I was an immigration judge, with Somalis,” Arthur said.

According to The Hill, in the 5-4 ruling, Justice Neil Gorsuch, who was appointed by Trump, turned his back on his brethren and voted for what’s right. Gorsuch joined Justices Ruth Bader Ginsberg—who penned the decision—Clarence Thomas, Sonia Sotomayor, and Elena Kagan.

Justices Samuel Alito, John Roberts, Stephen Breyer and Brett Kavanaugh all hated, but that was to be expected as they were placed on the highest court to hate all things fair and right.