(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”

Awesome comment

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

While I agree some of these items could be classified as “bests,” a lot of them are poor choices for someone to use for a first time, someone who has a high likelihood to damage/misuse their equipment because they don’t know what they’re doing or how to care for it. This list is more like a list of stuff you’d like…

While I agree some of these items could be classified as “bests,” a lot of them are poor choices for someone to use…

How is buying something with worse-than-average depreciation a smart move?

Not only is it absurd, but a first-time camper should probably get the second choice because it’s synthetic as well as because it cost a little over a third as much.  A down bag requires more care than a synthetic one, and if you get a down bag the least bit wet, it will keep you cold instead of keeping you warm

Not only is it absurd, but a first-time camper should probably get the second choice because it’s synthetic as well…

“go ahead and own it dude”

Are you seriously suggesting a $300+ sleeping bag for a first timer? That seems ridiculous and absurd.

Are you seriously suggesting a $300+ sleeping bag for a first timer? That seems ridiculous and absurd.

Common knowledge that Mr. Hunter should have followed. Never ever, ever blame your wife for your fuckery, ever! Whether you fart in an elevator or embezzle a small fortune, go ahead and own it dude, the aftermath will be far worse blaming her.

One of the key things that these analyses seem to miss is that, often, a vehicle that depreciates steeply in its first few years will continue to depreciate steeply. Since depreciation is such a huge component of ownership if we own a car for 3-5 years, that factor may make what seems to be a good value used car not…

“When my wife had a baby, she was in medical school. She took off a year. I took off a week.”

Samer could totally kick Ben Shapiro’s ass.

Ben Shapiro is the Harvard grad who proves republicans really want intellectual bona fides and all the respect bestowed upon those with any affiliation with certain institutions without having a shred of intellectual integrity or, you know, intellect.

Is this what happens when the prison guards run the asylum? 

Nothing Ben Shapiro says has any value unless willfully misinforming the public to support far-right ideology is your goal. That is the only way in which he is valuable. Otherwise, he’s startlingly incompetent. He cites random fringe studies faster than you have a chance to rebut and then has an entire website to brag…

I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

Sausage is love.

You know he didn’t design it otherwise it would look like something like this, inside and out.