You see, ladies, there’s the fake meeting/conference and the real meeting/conference.

They’re nerds. I am sure this isn’t the first time they’ve Photoshopped a woman into a picture with them.

Owning the very last Cruze is like owning the very last Chevy Celebrity, Only a few or the one will care.

Counter-point. People that think hot dogs aren’t sandwiches are the same people that think the Earth is flat, vaccines cause autism, and Pluto isn’t a planet.

Its like in Fargo when Wm H Macy asked his connection about the guy he was put in touch with and the guy said he only vouched for one.

“The Venezuelan is a great name. How’d you get it?”

Juan Wick.

I'd believe it. Could it be as weird as Jussie Smollett's case, though? That's my new benchmark.

whose efforts were allegedly coordinated by an individual who was paid about the equivalent of $7,800 to mastermind the job

This is all a vast coverup. Ortiz got too close to unmasking those responsible for his positive steroids test and this was a warning. 

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

Why shoot the only likeable Red Sox player ever? Have they never heard of Curt Schilling?

IS hot dog water stock, or broth?

I cannot allow this opinion to stand, and so I have some thoughts I'd like to express...

Yeah, do we really need to litigate this again? Haven’t the Hinged Loafers been banished to the third circle of hell where they belong?

Any body remember when Subway used to carve out a trench rather than slicing the loaves mostly down the middle? It made for a much less messy eating experience. Why did they stop doing that?

Subway sandwiches have a seam. They don’t cut the bread all the way through, so it’s not too separate pieces of bread.

I hope people who know how are filing FOA requests for the Race Paper. Since they’ve admitted it was all 100% bullshit they can’t rightly claim it contains classified info, and I’d love to see what nonsense the Fed is talking about black people in 2017. 

If you’re selling the drug for 8 dollars in Australia, and 1780 in the us, it sounds pretty much like almost all of that $1780 a month is profit.  

I really want to move. Like really. If I already had the money and the means, I’d be out. Our country’s too proud of its fuckshit. Which isn’t to say that other places are perfect but I see places like Australia and Europe the same way many saw Hillary Clinton in 2016.