thecleric
TheCleric
thecleric

Oh man, agree to disagree. I think it’s great. 

Tired: Braves fans doing the Tomahawk Chop

No, this is like going to your job as a flight attendant, being delayed - as is common in your job, and dealing with people making shit jokes as part of your job. Because it’s your job.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

Boss, I keep telling you, I'll have that report on your desk by the end of the day.

I came here ready to call bullshit and say only games that came out before the year 2000 should be included, but, with a few notable exceptions, it looks like that’s what you did, so instead I’ll just note that you didn’t include Excitebike or Super Off Road, so I hope you all die in a fire.

“Guess Steve didn’t wake up early enough to read Variety.”

In all seriousness, I love these hires for the Lakers and am almost as excited for them as I was when they hired Magic. I should also probably note that I’m a Warriors fan.

this is the “why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box??!?” of NBA analysis

If the Lakers were going to hire a ex-point-guard-turned-coach-who-was-fired-and-his-team-immediately-became-world-beaters-the-year-later, couldn’t they have hired Mark Jackson so we wouldn’t have to listen to him during the conference finals? 

Nooooo. Not Gene! Anyone but Gene!!!! My soul is crying. 

Even though he’s 7’3, that’s no excuse to film in Portrait Mode 

He definitely plays the, uh, game the right way. 

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

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This one will always be my favorite. Dots dots dots!

Dude this is worse. 

Anyone who wants to come in hot with the highlight truthering, please pause, take a deep breath, maybe go take a walk, skip some stones down at the river or whatever, and then just shut the hell up. We know. It’s still an Important Moment, and my friends and I use “Leeroy Jenkins” as a verb because of it.

I’m not here for her humanity, continue to be the stepford wife you were all too happy to let us know you were sis.

“In a world that sees nuance as nuisance, women are not allowed to both despise the man on the street that compliments your ass AND also feel invisible in the shadow of a man who is showered with adoration, praise and the attention of countless women.” 

Yet while The Hustle is more overt when it comes to discussing gender