[Phone rings from replay booth]

“Whomsoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” This is what Odin says when he casts Thor out in the original film, so it holds that if you have the hammer you have Thor’s powers, including lightning magic.

Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

LaVar Ball is gonna do a helluva job.

No one has seen the unredacted reports from my understanding, so this would be based on information that they received/gathered separately.

D.L. Hugley is definitely the unfunniest King. 

None of the poor people in LA that I know are able to wake up at 8 AM, Steve. They gotta get their kids up and be on that bus/train to get to work by then.

Mr. Potato Head is who Nick Cannon is going to be when he’s an old head, guaranteed. Their egos make them think they’re the exceptions to the “white people’s chosen…

Wait, hold the phone, are you implying a 3G Eclipse convertible doesn’t really have the performance credentials to be a hero car??

Man, I actively do not like kids, and I still can’t fathom how shitty a person you must be.

Ford apparently offered $75,000 to the studio if they would use a Mustang.

But a lot of lunch accounts that are in the negative are there not because the parents can’t afford to pay, it’s because they forget to deposit money. Or they think their kid should get free food like the other kids. 

I think a movie car chase scene where they try to do all the crazy slides and whatnot of your typical movie car chase scene but have it go horribly wrong due to modern ESC would be great. Like a movie about aging ex-getaway drivers attempting one last big heist only to find that modern vehicles despite having twice…

My kids attend a school where lunch is free for all kids which I find to be great. Kids should not be hungry because of bad money management of parents (i am not talking about low income because low income families would qualify already).

“The business owner has maintained a position that they want to make a single, large donation to the district while leaving the student selection process to the school department,” Warwick Public Schools said in a statement. “This is a position that the school department cannot support given the school’s mission to…

Are these aims mutually exclusive? Why can’t this be “Hey sweet, spicy nuggets! While you’re at it, let’s also do this other thing?” The negativity makes me immediately not care about whatever they are talking about. It was such an easy wave to ride in a non-confrontational manner.

This story raises several of the problems with legalized cannabinoids, although not all these problems apply to CBD, which is an even bigger grey area than cannabis.

I’m a teacher in a large, urban district (Not Rhode Island). This argument about not wanting to single out students is complete B.S. First off, if someone wants to donate money for a good cause, take it and say thank you. Secondly, if the percentage of students in your school’s area that live below the poverty line…