Could this be done with bacon fat to make a turkey club spread?

I think so.

I would trust Mexican in Tulsa before I trusted sushi in Tulsa...

I don’t really like the ark of this story. They should have lined up some other free agents two by two to sign before the impending storm.

Now I want to see the Lightning go full Mutant League Hockey and chop a guy in half.

In all seriousness I hope he can get his life back on track now. Good on him for working through his problems.

Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother; he was always ashamed of this, man.

Darude - Sandstorm

Wow, this only happens once in a Blue Moon.

I haven’t seen a Jack Sock get this much attention since high school.

Are there gift baskets in the van? If so, I’m in.

Is this car a good dog?

Other ideas for people to “invent”:

* A startup where we disrupt the cooking of food by opening a location where you can order food for money.
* A startup where we disrupt the cleaning of your house by sending people to your house to clean it.
* A startup where we disrupt the snarky commenting on web logs by hiring…

I haven’t seen a Carson perform this kind of magic since Carnac the Magnificent!

As a dude: +1

Because they are still human beings?

Same thing happened to me last week. Had something bubbling down below so I stopped at a gas station on my way to work in a not so nice neighborhood. I go in and ask for the bathroom. While I wasn’t informed it was customers only, it was strongly implied. I do my business and I get out and realize this is one of those…

They did that on Facebook as well.