“I’m only here so I don’t get fined.”

Essentially the same thing happened to me a few years ago except I was looking at Buells. Which they sold. In the store.

They essentially had no interest in selling me a product they had in stock.

As a Packers fan, I’m hoping for this. Both because it’s good for our team, and I want to see the more racist fans have a heart attack.

“I’m Perd Hapley, and the thing I’m reading right now are the last two bullet points.”

I thought the whole point of running in a zig-zag was that gators couldn’t do that?

I live in Florida. Haas avocados for life. Ours suck.

I literally just realized that there WASN’T a “c” there because of you’re comment.

I absolutely loved my day at the Field Museum when I visited a few years ago.

What have you got against horse people?

Duke’s for life.

My kids figured out that coins can be used to open those interior door locks at a pretty young age.

Relax on picking on this play. How else is Cutler going to get a smoke break?

“I moved on her like a witch. But I couldn’t get there.” 

I know white people who have smoked weed

It’s hot under that spotlight. I hope he stays hydrated.

I work with a woman who is like this about Harry Potter. The first time I interacted with her she literally said to me “Which house are you? I find knowing someone else’s house helps me understand how to work with them better.” Like it was some sort of Myers Briggs test or something.

I told her I had no idea and then…

Yeah I was totally confused for a solid minute by that sentence and a google search.

Shots of Saki in Japan usually lead to a good time!

+1 Absolutely Savage

#bluechairsmatter