Looks like you may have to join the WAC.

Not just a state, the entire presidency:

Hey Harvard, if you’re making us take a side and we end up supporting people who thought becoming lawyers was a good idea, then chances are you are on the wrong side.

You forgot:

As a Gators fan: I’m with you.

Same with the Gear VR.

The only problem with option a is it doesn’t just affect competitors in the sport professionally. Take football as an example. You don’t just show up overnight and play in the NFL. You go to college first. And you don’t just show up in college, you play high school football and pop warner first. So now to get to the…

And good luck paying the hospital bill:

An ancient manufacturer of free CDs.

Here are some other disgusting things to eat:

*done to the Nationwide jingle*

Don’t judge Gonzo’s parenting style. He’s doing the best he can.

What would happen if the NFL had hockey penalty rules where a player would have to sit out for X minutes on a penalty?

In all seriousness, that weightlifter must be the second most well fed man in North Korea behind Kim Jung Un.

Nah, Chesterfield is too poor to pay a Six Million Dollar Man.

Also possible. Depends on the gun. For something like a Glock, there is no external safety other than “Gun should not go off without a direct trigger pull” (called a trigger safety). For others the safety is literal button/switch that should be engaged at all times when the gun is not in use.

Most modern guns have safety features that prevent the gun from going off without a trigger pull, so here’s a couple possibilities that I can think of:

+1 Amen (Corner)

The dream of the 90s (Huskies football championships) are alive in Portland!

When does Rovell just get lifetime achievement status?