Downcast for life.

One Shining Mullet

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This is more offensive than the team name. And I hate the team name.

Begin by jogging 15-20 minutes on grass to warm up.

Binghamton Kornheisers

So mayo is disgusting, but rotten milk packaged as “sour cream” is just fine by your standards? I have no idea how you had the culinary acumen to win Chopped.

+1 Chris Carter

The NCAA won’t change the rules so this kid could have transferred to a new school immediately and get another shot.

Concealment only counts for being on your person. Florida law allows a gun in your car (but not on you as a person) as long as it is “securely encased” where glove boxes have been considered “securely encased”.

Agreed.

To be fair, is your wife against the name or conceding your child to a life of mediocrity by naming them after a Jet?

Those babies got on the big stage and really shit their pants. Also they were not very good.

It’s because they fired their best coach of all time: Ted Lasso!

“Woo Hoo!”

I’m thinking this gives him some sort of plausible “accidental” death scenario though that allows his family to still receive life insurance.

Burger King hot dogs are a bit pricier than ideal, with the Classic going for $1.99 and the Chili Cheese $2.29. It feels ridiculous to call a perfectly good two-buck sandwich overpriced

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