Now there’s a guy with a really good agent.

He ain’t coming to this country because he’s not welcome anywhere here and if he did come security wouldn’t be able to cope. He is actively despised here in most places.

not to mention her fascination with bees...

Actually its McGregor who whispers “These are your first steps”, the very last thing she hears after picking up the lightsaber. Nerd :)

Oh no. What will I do once people discover that I look at porn?

Okay, this is where you maybe need a little history lesson. Back in the 1950s, when the Shah was still relatively new in his office as monarch and the country was what we’d more or less consider a constitutional democracy like Great Britain, there was an Iranian Prime Minister named Mohammad Mosaddegh. He was an…

No, see, I’m not obligated to trawl through her sewer of a twitter feed past all the painfully twee nonsense to dredge out her savaging Corbyn, encouraging strategic tory voting in scotland, etc because this isn’t junior high debate and I’m not beholden to childish dorks.

Twitter. The source is Twitter.

Disney Corporation: “There’s always money in the Millenium Falcon.”

You’re a moronic human being and your thoughts are bad

a. When did I ever write “Nazism?”

Yeah! It just means that you vote for fascists and love fascistic policies!

you know what, people need to quit with this shit. There are plenty of people who look all nice and dapper doing some heinous shit to women... and there are plenty of people who look like a complete mess who are just really good people. But hey, maybe you can post your picture up so we can tell you what you look like…

If it’s good enough for Capitan America, it’s good enough for me!

Yes, but while they are a minority, they have been able to congregate virtually in echo chambers that reinforce their shitty beliefs. The internet, and social media in particular, has allowed them to be overly vocal about those beliefs in a way that’s framed public discourse into the current morass where all news…

Hey 4chan/Reddit fuckers:

They really screwed the pooch on this one. People don’t like it when you tack on new fees like that, especially ones that screw the small donations that are the core of your business model.

Dear Journal,

It’s me, Doug.

Tonight, I was elected Senator of Alabama.

The Morrissey, the less you like.

I get it! Puns are unique to the Kinja experience! We never had puns in the old AV Club, so bear with us.