Because a private company can do and write whatever the fuck it wants and you can leave if you don’t like it.

Twitter is a website/app/social media so it’s Tech related. Climate change is Science. So they wrote an article about what the President said about science via twitter. That’s how it’s justified for the Gizmo.

Because Imperialism. Next question.

Actually, I think he’s a robot named Ted:

Sorry, guys I thought those were mine. My bad.

Jesus Christ, people are still bitching about Idiocracy. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here waiting for the Gawkerverse to acknowledge the deaths of at least 85 Syrian civilians by drone strike. There couldn’t be any better illustration of why Judge’s “fuck ‘em all” philosophy is kind of necessary right now.

Edited comment since this is a Kobayashi Maru post.

Not a chance for me; I’m okay with Clinton, she’s infinitely preferable to Trump, and I realize that neither Stein nor Johnson have a chance of winning (and I don’t know enough about Johnson to know if I find him preferable to Clinton). However, I do the the sense that some of Sanders’ supporters are refusing to vote…

As a British ex-pat living in the States, I wish to send a hearty fuck you to all of those bloody ignorant fools in the North that capitulated to their fear and bigotry, and voted to leave the EU. Thanks for fucking up everything, you giant great twits.

May fire consume you.

Clearly you don't have any investments or live on earth.

The guy they talked to also has an official “Wealth Management” certificate and “Elf Spotter” degree from a very prestigious school. Or he got all of them from John Oliver.

Tom Baker had a number of fourth-wall breaking moments, usually when he was alone and didn’t have a companion to extemporize at.

cjboffoli at 11:27am also feeds into this “blame the consumer” mentality

e.g. Nick at 11:23am says

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Or, more simply, it doesn’t look very funny and mediocre reboots are becoming exhausting.

When it’s close to level, if you used drywall plaster to fill it, you can use paper bags or dry (but not the green scotch type) sponges to sand it.

use a damp sponge - it will help to smooth down the plaster, but won’t really affect the wooden door.