Someone should introduce his ass to a cinnamon and raisin bagel they are sweet and tasty, get a good one and it's not to dry inside. 

Arrrr great minds and all that. 

Bringing up subs etc is where you can tell people reach to justify the hot dog sandwich argument, surely the burden of proof is one why a hot dog is not a sandwich not why a sub is?

Like try arguing that one in court, I am sure they would shoot that down straight away.

Sounds like the douchey kind of shit people have done over Nike, NFL etc.

It’s not like he is alone in his elitist thinking, Alan Moore for example has had screeds about adults being to driven by childlike entertainment.

But for the most part what these folks boil down to is “GET OFF MY LAWN YOU UNRULY KIDS.”

it’s also built on the faulty premise that there was a before when adults liked…

I really liked it save for the O Henry ending which I thought was a bit dumb, not the general idea that the devil will always try to ring about the apocalypse etc but well I just think it would have been better if it was hinted rather than explicitly shown.

But they did a good job of tying all the threads together in…

Poor planning on their part.

I remember at the peek of her powers reading somewhere that JK Rowling earned enough to buy a bottle of whisky every 9 seconds.

Ezra Miller be like...

This, it would put her in company of people like Bowie, Eno, Cleese, Hawking, Huxley etc. 

Maybe if there was no screen on the outside I think it would make sense to have a flip smartphone.

Another one of those fine candidates from the party of choice for evangelicals I see. 

It’s just The Princess Bride but with a plumber, dinosaurs, go karting, sentient inanimate objects, carnivorous plants and ghosts. But hey it's not like they ever made  great movie based on The Princess Bride or anything. 

Go live action, it’s a no brainer at this point because that is what all the other big studios are doing with their classic cartoons and fairy tales like Jungle Book or Lion King. 

Pretty bog standard mania, I’ve a close relative who is bipolar and when their mania peaks they tend to get super into religion and they get really sectarian.

Explain canned potatoes or carrots please. 

Just needs to drop the e in Greaves for peak evil.

Don't eat brains, if they were supposed to be eaten then they wouldn't be crammed full of prions. 

Oh Lorrrrrrrrrt!!!