I despise the government with a burning passion! So vote for me and I promise to do as terrible a job running it as possible — Most Republicans

I did make a point in my posts bemoaning this trailer that if it fails it won’t be due to the very talented cast, this trailer along with Ghostbusters just seems so lazy, like the filmmakers thought they could just half ass it and still make millions of dollars at the box office

He kinda has to say that from day one, though, if he wants to be more than a single-term senator. He barely beat a fucking pedophile. Next guy they throw at him won’t be as overtly an evil shit head.

You mean like say... Emperor Palpatine? From the original trilogy?

I don’t know, I kind of like the idea that he is not anything deeper. Like he is just a dark force sensitive individual who wanted power. What’s his connection to Palpatine? Nothing, he just wanted to grab as much power in the vacuum as possible.

The death of snoke doesn’t overly bother me so much of the complete and utter sense as to who this person is. You want to cast Andy Serkis as seemingly the big bad and immediately kill him off after he stupidly gloats about his own genius? Okay, sure, go right ahead. But you can’t make a star wars movie and just toss…

What is sad about these people is that they won. They have the White House. Yet they take every opportunity to shit on the previous occupant. It’s almost like they know they got into power by nefarious means and are frightened of being exposed. They know how leaky their boat is and throwing rocks at the passing ships…

No, Donald Trump Jr is what happens when someone who was rewarded for never facing consequences of his actions raises a second generation without ever facing consequences.

I also personally find A Christmas Story a little bit cynical. The decoder ring turns out to be a commercial. Santa’s gross. Dog’s might well eat the turkey and you’ll have to get Chinese food. This seemed to add an overly sentimental vibe to it for me.

Try and rob a bank with one, then use that argument w/ the judge.

I’m sorry, but after this shit, nobody can say that these salty bastards aren’t just mad that a black man had power. You just can’t...

We eyeballed the spot, we eyeballed the chains, break out the micrometer!

I don’t get it...are Obama cakes a thing? Obama cookies? Is he trolling Obama? What the eff does this mean? Not for the first time, the Trump clan’s actions just confuse the bejeezus out of me.

I assumed they were trying to monkey-fy him, counting on the iconic Shepard Fairey color scheme to indicate who it is.

I usually try to not to stoop to this level, but:

Donald Junior is what happens when a young person grows up without ever experiencing consequences for his actions.

Two questions:

Ted Cruz is a pathetic creature who’s apparently happy to suck up to the spawn of the guy who implied his dad assassinated JFK and insulted his wife.

This is the face of the Republican party. The people who hate you and want you to fail all while stealing the money you worked for.

The top reply to any social media post by Don Jr. should simply be “Daddy will never love you.”