Allen is just such a prick. I mean what is the point of any of this crap? I get someone overreacting to a screen that’s harder than it needs to be in a close fought game with major playoff implications or something like that, but he just goes completely Freddy Kruger for no damn reason. At some point you just have to…

A dog could 100% win a hotdog eating contest. My dog, a decent sized lab mix who is pretty slim, once ate a pumpkin cheese cake, an apple pie, and a pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving before we even knew what was going on and we watch her like a hawk. I’d take a dog over Joey Chestnut any day of the week

This really screws Carolina. Because of how the AAV of an offer sheet is calculated for compensation purposes the deal was 5 years. Aho is the kind of player you’d like to lock up for 8. He’ll likely be more expensive than $8.5 in 5 years.

Your comment seems likely, but I could also see this game being a dagger. Toronto was on a 12-2 run, up by 6, with 3 minutes left. They had more than a 90% chance of winning, they had the game and the championship sewed up... and they let it slip away. The crash from the highs when they called that timeout to the lows …

Counterpoint: Red Wings fans have always been super chill even when they made the playoffs 25 years straight

This isn’t shady at all. Sabi publicly stated that they were going to leak information that Nintendo did not want leaked and Nintendo sent a demand letter. That’s totally standard

Jessica Alba is the defining member of this list. The only film she’s been in that I would call “good” is Sin City, and I completely forgot she was in that movie until I looked it up. Everyone else on that list (that I have an opinion on) was in at least one film that I (a) remembered they were in and (b) enjoyed

Anyone who says the Warriors are better without KD is just flat out wrong, however they are certainly more fun to watch. The fact is that I can’t find a way to hate the Warriors (especially KD-less) because they play pretty basketball. It’s an aesthetically pleasing product and I want as much of it as possible out of…

I was going to say the 30 for 30 series, but then realized that I actually stream all of those, so I’m going to go with sometimes ESPN is on in a waiting room and I guess watching it is better than sitting in silence.

This sucks because this should be exciting. The idea of Zion and AD on one team is great in theory, but in practice we’re going to see AD get traded, and Zion waste 4 years of his career.

I’m sorry only 2 of 8 made a 43 yard kick? Obviously kicking is way harder than most people think it is, we don’t know the conditions, 43 yards is actually pretty far, and none of us in the comments could make a 43 yard field goal with any regularity (if we could even make one at all). All that being said if you want…

No, Pink Floyd doesn’t count because they did their best work long before The Wall. After Dark Side of the Moon there is a pretty significant dip in the quality of their material.

Honestly the Clint Malarchuk incident is the only one I can think of off the top of my head that was worse than this in terms of just being visceral. This was brutal

Ivanka is the smartest of the bunch by far, she also seems to be the only one who understands that with Trump everything is transactional. She will flip on him in a second. Kushner will probably flip too.

They’re both very good dogs. And I’m sure there were many dogs that did better than Winky and worse that Gabby who were also very good dogs

SI can FOH with that “they deserve your love” crap. This is the problem with Boston sports teams: they’re needy. I’m a Yankees fan; I have never and will never expect anything but hatred from other fanbases. I don’t care because the Yankees have 27 championship rings.

It’s even worse than that it was just a scam. The reason people are paying more is a change to witholding amounts, which the TCJA put in the hands of the Executive. The Trump Administration lowered the witholding amount knowing that when people filed they could end up owing thousands more than usual.

Only slightly related but can we talk about how bad the guy doing Ansem the Wise is? Like I get that Christopher Lee is a titan, one of the greatest voices, actors, and voice actors of all time, but couldn’t they get a guy who at least with a decent Christopher Lee impression?

One former employee of Marge Schott said he only went to her funeral to make sure she was actually dead

It could even hurt him as GM now, if he even keeps his job. The Flyers of the NHL screwed with a team by offer sheeting an RFA in a way that, down the line, could have a massive impact on a team. If Montreal Canadiens defenseman Shea Webber retires in the last year of his contract the Nashville Predators get hit with…