The only reason to go to Cheesecake Factory is if you absolutely cannot decide between a group what kind of food you want. Although in that case just go to a diner.

That technically happened once. Goalies do not serve penalties; if your goalie commits a penalty you choose someone from the bench to serve it for them. However this was not always the case, it used to be that (a) teams only had one goalie, and (b) goalies served penalties. This led to a scenario in a 1923 game where…

Someone once made one of the endgame cards for Zenyatta that said something along the lines of “for God sakes Genji, I’m slow as shit. You want healing you come to me!”

An invading army would not be domiciled within the state, so just like a tourist they wouldn’t be counted. If that situation came up we’d have to have an answer for it, but since it hasn’t we don’t necessarily need one.

The Dems would probably have given him the wall in exchange for DACA that included a path to citizenship and some kind of amnesty/path to citizenship for some amount of other, non-DACA, immigrants.

The dumbest part of the whole “birther” conspiracy isn’t just that it is a laughably dumb racist conspiracy, it’s that the 14th Amendment’s birthright citizenship clause states that anyone born in the USA, or under its jurisdiction, is a citizen at birth. A U.S. citizen is always under the jurisdiction of the United…

The Hall trade wasn’t great, but it was par for the course. D-Men are worth more than forwards, so to get a younger top 4 D-Man who could potentially be a top pairing guy you need to give up a ton.

The Brennan Center for Justice is a public and legal policy institute, not a journalistic publication. Michael Li is an attorney who works for the Brennan Center. He wouldn’t have been able to say anything to SHS’s face because voting rights and redistricting attorneys generally aren’t present at press briefings.

I didn’t say undocumented immigrants should have representation in Congress (they should, by the way), I said it was an uncontroverted matter of law that they do.

Having a citizenship question also completely misses the purpose of the census. The census, as laid out in the Constitution and amended to remove mentions of “all other persons” (slaves) says that the census will count the whole number of persons. Not citizens.

I was just joking that they are both *major* dicks. However Hughes seems to be more of an asshole than Josh Homme, which is saying something considering Josh Homme kicked a photographer in the face.

10-8-4 in 14 minutes isn’t bad for your 5th NBA game.

Which one? They’re both dicks.

The GOP has just gone totally off the rails (which we already knew, but still). I mean Santorum is essentially calling someone a freeloader for asking the legislature to take actions to protect their physical safety (the justification the GOP uses for mass incarceration and runaway military spending).

I like to think of it like this: it can and will get worse, but at some point it won’t be able to get any worse, which means that it will have to start getting better. There’s a bottom of this barrel somewhere.

Most movie reviews are either someone telling us things we already knew, illuminating nothing, or someone throwing jargon at the page until it’s an incomprehensible mess. Siskel and Ebert both had a rare talent for making a film review that could be understood by a layman but still managed to enhance your…

He’s got a problem and he’s dealing with it. Self improvement should be applauded.

I’m with you. Stop sticking with stuff unless it’s worthwhile. How I Met Your Mother is a great example of this: The first two seasons, maybe three, are an enjoyable sitcom. I proceeded to watch until season 8 before realizing that I didn’t actually enjoy the show anymore. We sometimes spend hours, days, weeks, even…

State law enforcement agents are not federal agents. Their authority to enforce federal immigration laws is debatable at best.

That’s where I learned that Lucio and Tracer were great to play.