Seriously. I’ve lived in Illinois for 12 years. I don’t know who the fuck Mike Madigan is, but every ad for every republican makes every democrat sound like “one of Mike Madigan’s minions” as if he’s the second coming of Satan himself.

Don’t forget about the time Joey Porter and 3 of his friends saw Levi Jones at a casino and jumped him. Just teamed up and beat the shit out of him. Oh, and don’t forget the coaches too. You’ll remember OL coach Mike Munchak pulling Reggie Nelson’s hair on the sideline after a play ended...

Only one option that isn’t either crispy or crunchy?  Who the hell wants a crispy or crunchy cookie?  Is this a thing?  I feel like you’re gaslighting me here.

Krispy Kreme is great when they’re fresh.  A box of them at the grocery store?  Pass.

I love the placement of this asterisk. It made me seriously wonder why we were questioning the validity of Manning’s record.

Well, they already flag every tackle, so why not?

He may have learned it from Marvin Lewis. I believe he considers punting on 3rd down sometimes.

In fairness, he was playing the Jets. Throwing into small windows against an NFL team might yield different results.

Sometimes. It depends on the product. In the industry I work in there’s one manufacturer that makes all of the private label product in the US. 100%.

So this is what she ate in addition to her meals, right? This isn’t enough calories to stay alive. She gets probably 75% of her daily calories from wine. This is some kind of prank?

Installing a yellow blinking light wouldn’t do much. It’s already set to turn the light red when an over height truck approaches. This idiot ran the red light.

That was easy.  You got a closeup at the :30 second mark?

Yep, she’s the one who decided not to pursue fraud charges against Trump University after receiving a bribe donation from Trump’s “charity.”

...it’ll still end with us losing to the Bengals or Texans in the first round at Arrowhead.

Right, more often they’ll blame it on some vague “mental illness.”

At first the thought of cheering during the anthem seemed disrespectful, but it’s actually kinda moving in a weird way. I wish they cheered it everywhere.

I agree with everything you’ve said and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I know it sounds crazy, but it used to be worse. The Bengals used to be what the Browns are now.

Thank you.  I needed this.

I’m also a guy from Ohio. Miami is a public school, and actually has a great academic reputation. The business school is particularly strong. I know Ohio State has gotten better in recent years, but when I was applying to Ohio schools ~15 years ago it was much tougher to get into Miami than OSU.