“Speaking out directly about current social issues is a step onto a new path for Jordan, one that he will hopefully continue to walk down.”

Max’s head right now:

Max is also like: “still better than that time I went to Fox Sports.”

Max is like, “What the fuck did I get myself into?”

Well, children who shouldn’t have to see what God did not mean for them to witness should get their own bathrooms.

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

That’s more justice than I could ever do my own stupid comment.

I’m imagining Jerry Reed’s voice singing your comment. It's great.

Ezekiel Elliott is the Adrian Peterson you get when you can’t get Adrian Peterson.

Five current and former players told the Post that Lonergan told them Nero wanted to masturbate to their practice tapes in his office,

Since 1776.

“All bark and no bite.”

Lonergan also seems to have a strange fixation with George Washington athletic director Patrick Nero.

Why not inflate the Otto pilot?

Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

“I don’t want to celebrate your holidays, I sure as hell don’t want to cheer for your soccer team”

Funny how no one who went to Harvard ever talks about their alma mater

If you don’t like those 5 tracks, do I dare ask which ones are your favorites?