Steve Saleen proving once again that he and John Hennessey really are brothers from another mother.

So are there any tuner outfits out there that aren’t steaming piles of garbage? None of them seem to know how to actually run a business.

I don’t know about you, but I like the taillights-in-the-bumper era.

That's a sick burn from Cecile Richards. Fuck this dude. Seriously.

I read an explanation once. I’m sure I’ll butcher this.

Same here. It’s a same they never stuck around, or really caught on over here in the states. I bet it had to do with guys in suits who decided their cars would get .0001 mpg better with the door-mounted mirros.

There’s something about fender-mounted mirrors that makes me excited.

I don’t think Mitt Rmoney had 4 of his sons speak, though, to be fair, his grandchildren did make up 47% of the audience.

I counted 5 people with the last name of Trump (not including The Big Shithead, himself) that will be speaking at that thing. Is that a normal thing for the RNC?

Isn’t that why Peter (please don’t sue me!) Thiel is there?

I said root for the asteroid, not pray to it.

So Trump is giving the log cabin republicans some air time? Will Tebow come out?

There’s no way Tebow is going to wait 30 years to run for president. It's not like sex or something.

I might actually vote for Scientology, if it happens.

The Tim Tebow/Jaden Smith race of 2044 is going to be a real turning point in America.

By a transwoman prostie who will put him in a diaper?

That list of speakers is fucking terrifying.

Dude, Tebow is totally gonna get tempted.

Always masturbation truthers

Technically she couldn’t masturbate him, he has to. JO or HJ is what you’re title should indicate.