Spanish is my first language, and I found that they suit the matter perfectly, regardless of the colloquial translations for that exact region.

Hmmm, was not aware that’s how bullfighting worked. I thought they just used the little red blanket thing to lead the bulls around until they got tired of doing that or something. I feel a lot less sorry for him now... I mean, he kind of had it coming.

I adore Google Translate— usually there’s at least a kernel of meaning in there so you can understand it, and as a bonus, you get a whole chunk of Dada poetry!

The guy stabbed animals to make them angry and forced them to suffer before killing them for no reason. Why should he get to rest in peace?

I just take care of the pl... place while the mmm.... master’s away...

Th..thank you.... th..the m... master approves?

Santocolomeno - The Bovine Horror

This deserves much more love.

“ Asshole got what he deserved“

... Oh, Paul Walker!

Is that James van der Beek between Ali & Harambe?

Too soon?

Saw that, too. Dark, but funny. But dark.

Jesus fuck, Tim.

Succinct as fuck. And accurate. As fuck.

ZONA PELIGROSA.

RIP in piece to a brave hero who was taken much too soon — Harambe (the gorilla who died)

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”

I bet that Harambe wishes that he went out like a champion now. smh