It’s safer than falling down stairs. The safety guy where I work says you should never let anyone you love walk down a flight of stairs.

Most people don’t realize that the Mi-26 is about the size of a C-130.

Falling up the stairs happens to me, too. It hurts more. Like physics is punishing you for doing it wrong.

“Bombers don’t work out as the best cargo planes, either.”

Probably has more to do with the Army not wanting the humiliation of having to call in a shitter. Can’t give those jarheads the satisfaction...

Just bumped into this, now that’s crazy.

You fall UP the stairs?! Obey gravity. It’s the law.

“... with a beer in one hand and a toilet roll in the other”

Only textbook publishing, and for one summer :0

That is actually a huge relief to me. I was concerned that a legit publishing house agreed to print that crap.

I looked at the godawful cover art of the book, had a thought about “Who’s responsible for that crap?” and then realized it was independently published and I laughed and I laughed.

$55 is shocking, but that’s how Snyder rolls. His stadium is located in a wide open swath of suburban hell. They should pay you to go there. But, I paid the $55 like so many lazy lemmings. BTW: Great show.

To the point of the Orioles official’s testimony, there’s only one section of street that’s really blocked off for games, and it’s not exactly highly trafficked. Not an inch of sidewalk is ever impeded, nor does it ever need to be.

“I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life.” - Mitch Hedberg

We’re getting close to the Redbirds being sub-.500 again. These are exciting times!

““““Actress””””

Death penalty versus having to spend more time in Texas...

Just have a sense of humour.

Yeah, the official site says “creaming.” *Shrugs*